And the gold medal goes to?

Everyone has to be good at something right? Einstein was a genius, Michael Phelps swims like a fish, and Elsa can poop further than anyone I've ever met. Yes, you read that right, my girl is a long distance pooper. Laugh all you want now but when she's got her cute mug on a Wheaties Box and is starring in her own Nintendo Wii commercial you'll wish you had her kind of talent.

Though today is the first time I actually measured the distance, she had a foot fault on her previous two attempts, a whopping 27 and three quarter inches is quite impressive. The one really great thing about today's acheivement, besides the pending endorsement deals, was that Elsa and Dalasi's really bonded over the experience. Elsa joined an exclusive club of Mazursky's that have pooped on the carpet at 1H Southway.

After such a crowning achievement, Elsa took her place at the "podium".